carlyrae asks Sebastiano: You fall with such grace and poise. how did you come to be so proficient at the art of diving? who are your idols? lunch next week? xxx
Sebastiano: Carlyrae… please do not refer to fall with such grace and poise as "the art of diving". This so called "art of diving" is in my blood. I am, in part, a third generation Australian Italian. I couldn't say that I have any idols as it is something that is passed down from generation to generation. Just watch one game, any game, of Italian football and you will see that many of the players fall with such grace and poise. It is not taught. In fact it's natural for an Italian to fall with such grace and poise. May I remind of the world cup gas between Italy and Australia in which the Italian player fell with such grace that we was awarded a penalty that won them the game. Referees all around the word recognise that this is not diving. They recognise that others players are highly aggressive towards us Italians and that they hack away at us. What is one supposed to do when hacked at? The answer Carlyrae is fall with grace and poise.
Just another Bruss fan asks Sebastiano: I am wondering, I noticed that you are now the leading goal scorer this year. It that because you are married? Should others get married to improve their chances?
Sebastiano: Most definitely. When you get married you don't have to worry about impressing anyone. That's when the raw talent shines.
Luther U: I work for WAGS weekly. I've seen the Torres photos for tomorrow's exclusive issue, and I know that Torres' replica Bruss shirt has 'Luther 18' on it. What emotions are you feeling right now? Thoughts? Perhaps he wishes he could emulate your bone-shattering tackles in a holding midfield role. I could lose my job for this.
Luther U: Answer Pending.
KP Boateng asks The Bruss: Why hasn't thebruss.com provided the full first interview of Sarkodee having signed a long-term contract for an undisclosed fee (rumoured to be at least as much as what Sydney FC paid for Cazarine) ?
The Bruss: View his profile here.
gunnergirl asks Beadman W: heya beadman....i <3 your hair and fringe, and the way you play - so aggressive........!!!! i was wondering what you use to get your hair so bouncy and shiny?
Beadman W: I am under the tutelage of Nick Franken, please forward your question to him.
gunnergirl asks Beadman W: heya beadman....i <3 your hair and fringe, and the way you play - so aggressive........!!!! i was wondering what you use to get your hair so bouncy and shiny?
Beadman W: I am under the tutelage of Nick Franken, please forward your question to him.
CherylTweedy asks The Bruss:I'm in the market for a new attacking wingback. Must be about 5'10; be of dark complexion and good looking. He must also dress sharply. Know of anyone who fits this description?
The Bruss: The perfect fit to that description is Bruss enforcer Uly Luther. The descriptor 'attacking wingback' is really what brought this thought to the fore.
estabanSebastiano:I've noticed that you sleep with the bathroom light on. Why is that? Also I think you should considering changing shampoo products, the Garnier isn't good for your hair type. You also need to lather longer before rinsing. Might I suggest Head and Shoulders?
Sebastiano: Your observation is wrong oh lover of estiban. I go to bed late and so turn it off late. Secondly thank you for your comments on what products I use. May I ask how you know such information?
future.gf/wife asks Graham J:I've been tracking you on facebook. I think we're made for each other. But please add me so I can actually see your photos. Also, I wanted to ask you: what is the best way to meet you personally in London?
Graham J: I'm afraid if you try to add me, you will only be adding one of many imposters who have made fraudulent accounts in my name. Sadly this is a case for all Bruss players. Perhaps with the advent of 'brussbook', you may be able to see photos. Unfortunately we will be unable to rendezvous in London due to arrangements I have with Chelsea and Arsenal to share hidden secrets of Bruss gameplay and it's plethora of successes. If you speak French then maybe you could impersonate an Arsenal staff member and that way you could meet me personally.
BruSsGirl99 asks The Bruss:meet me at the flag pole, wear a black hoodie and a red rose falling from the left side of your mouth, 26/07/10 4pm? xxx
The Bruss: Which Flag Pole?
Anon. asks Hammond J:Was the internet your idea?
Hammond J: Answer Pending.
psycho_lover asks Luther U:dear Ulysses, your white jacket has been featuring in my nightmares. My psychologist suggested I ask you about it. So if you had a daughter, would she have watered down juice?
Luther U:watchout. i'll slide tackle you while wearing it. my daughter would only have screwdrivers. day n night.
psycho_lover asks Sebastiano:I have your name carved on my arm with a knife!
Sebastiano: Go to a psych ward. Once you're there call me and I'll meet you there
LAN_party_me.up asks Kyrios A:Is it true you can work out peoples IP when they post a question? oh crap....
Kyrios A: No, but I can enable it if I need to.
head_over_sneakers asks Kaye P:Im watching you
Kaye P: yeah you are...
highonlife asks Egri A:Do you ever feel like you're flying when you run? What about when you drink coffee?
Egri A: Most of the time I am running, I feel as though I am running. Although once I did run down the aisle of an Airbus and felt a flying sensation. As for drinking coffee whilst running; I would recommend a thermos to minimise spillage of very hot liquids.
blue&yellowbutterfly asks Bishop J:It's my first time on the site. I'm so curious why your cheeks burn bright red during bruss games? It suits you so much!
Bishop J: Answer Pending.
head_over_sneakers asks Kaye P:I have been stalking you for 3 days now. Why do you sleep so much?
Kaye P: if indeed you have been stalking me for 3 days, you would have noticed i am very similar to that of the brown bear. i like to hibernate before big games for the bruss.
CATS asks The Bruss:All your base are belong to us?
The Bruss: Somebody set up us the bomb.
DASHKA14 asks David SE: Answer this question! Only be honest! Do you like to blow through a straw into a glass of lemonade, or something else so that it bubbles?
David SE: Thank you for your question.... I fortunately do not drink with a straw however if I did probably would not blow bubbles through the straw.
iBRUSS (copyright) asks The Bruss:So, Ivory Coast, Nigeria and the Netherlands all made an appearance at a Bruss training, infact they even played a round robin, as I\'ve been told. Who won?
The Bruss: Ivory Coast were victorious, under the tutelage of Coach-Captain Didier 'Sven-Goran' Drogba.
wc2k10BET asks Egri A:I want to put some money on golden boot. Who would you suggest?
Egri A: Some lesser qualified tipsters would back Villa or Sneijder. This temptation must be resisted. Henceforth, Muller is the preferred option. Alternatively, a handsome sum could be made by short selling F. Lampard.
Anon. asks Kyrios A: Then who was phone?
Kyrios A: That is perhaps one of the greatest philosphical questions of the 21st Century. Unfortunately, I wasn't with my honey and was not making out when the phone did not ring. I did not answer it, and the voice did not ask me what I was doing with his daughter. I did not tell my girl and she did not say "my dad is dead." Therefore I cannot determine "Then who was phone?"
skyblue asks The Bruss: It is as clear as day that the matchday weather forecasts are absolutely miserable! When will midfielder Glazebrook become resident Bruss and CDSFA meterologist? Surely such an appointment would allow deft navigation through a stormy scheduled season. Simply a waste of talent otherwise.
The Bruss: I totally agree, perhaps you shoud direct this question to said meteoroligist? I also quite like your 'stormy season' pun.
DASHKA14 asks Sebastiano: When you go to bed, do you spread your limbs to form a star?
Sebastiano: There is no need to as I already am one. Why do you ask?
rejectedreg asks The Bruss: Why do some players reject the feelings of the fans??? :'( It makes me verrry sad. I love my bruss and think about them all the time. I just want to hear their replies to the questions!!! Maybe its only the hardmen that answer my questions...
The Bruss: Indeed all Bruss players are hardmen, so in answer to your question, you don't write enough questions. We like to have an abundance of questions to answer. There are as many answers as goals scored this season.
bandwagoner_spotter asks Graham J: It is a well know fact that you support Lyon. Why then were u spotted wearing a Marseille scarf? Was it because they won this year and Lyon won nothing? Do you now support OM, just because they win...are you a hypocrtical bandwagoner?
Graham J: It is a well known fact mr. bandwagoner, if that is your real name, that im not a 'glory seeker' as is the case with many manchester united fans (although next no glory was won this season...). this is evidenced by the fact that i support a french team - i enjoy their football and was initially drawn to them by individuals such as Juninho. i was wearing a marseille scarf for two reasons: 1. because i was cold 2. because it was given to me as a gift, and despite my negative inclinations towards the team whose name was emblazoned upon said garment, i wore it out of gratification having recieved a gift. i never have, nor will support OM. i look forward to their capitulation next season.
peanut butter and a baseball bat asks Kyrios A: Chelsea suck why do you support them? maybe you should just conform and go for lets say man U yes?
Kyrios A: Why would I support a team who has failed to win the premiership this season, when Chelsea won the title? Therefore your question is as impotent as Berbatov's strikes.
J. Howard asks Kyrios A: I have heard people call you 'the voice.' Why?
Kyrios A: One time at the church in Mullaley on the annual Tambar Springs Mission, I was singing rather loudly and deep as is my custom. Bear in mind the town has a population of less than 300 and the church is rather small. At morning tea a lady came up to myself and fellow Bruss member A. Egri and asked Egri if he was the one who was singing well. He mentioned that it was infact me, to which she replied, "Oh, you're the voice!"
Bling Fan asks Mugridge S: Are the Mugridges building a football dynasty?
Mugridge S: I am glad that you are such a big fan that you took the time to write. As for a footballing dynasty? I think that we are part of a 'Mugridge dynasty' that transcends sport and covers more than just football.
If you are a TV Producer I am willing to have discussions on behalf of the 'Mugridge Dynasty' in relation to the creation of some kind of daytime soap which i think would rival Bold and the beautiful. Perhaps we could call it "Even more bold but slightly less beautiful"? or "Dynasty 2 : Mugridge and Mayhem"?
HammerHeadFan asks Hammond J: I have heard it said that good looking men all have big heads: brad pitt, chase crawford, etc. Now there can be no doubt as to the proportions of your sizeable head. What I would like to know is, do you feel that your generous head size is an impediment or contributor to your proficient heading skills in the game?
Hammond J: Answer Pending
foodforthought asks The Bruss: Is not the exemplary dieting of the Bruss the cause for such dominance on the field?
The Bruss: After The Bruss nutrition scandal, we sacked our nutritionist and are in the market for a new one. Since then we have gone onto a temporary change in diet leading to not only having a healthy body but also a healthy mind.
Anonymous asks The Bruss: If I were a Bruss player, what would I be doing on a Saturday night after a game?
The Bruss: Usually it would be perhaps playing FIFA, watching some football, going to various parties (the Bruss is very popular) or the odd quiet night in to recover from the day's injuries. Answering Q&A questions are also a highlight.
worriedfortheteam asks The Bruss:I keenly feel the lack of nutritional support for the team when reading about their devastating dietary supplementation before games. Have you thought about looking into hiring a nutritionist to advise all the members of the team of an appropriate pre- and post-game diet? I have heard a rumour that a certain bruss player has recently married someone in this field of expertise.
The Bruss: Indeed perhaps I will suggest to Emily that her major project could be a Bruss nutriotnal study?
Freehillsman asks Colombage P: Hey Prash. Our corporate soccer team is a bit timid and afraid of confrontation(esp with those big fellas down at AAR). I have noticed that you are always in the middle of on-field flare ups!! What do you say/do to fire up the opposition??
Colombage P: Answer Pending
Brussbelle asks Bishop J: Are you hoping to bring back the 80's hairstyles?
The Bruss: Answer Pending
Wayne Gretzky asks The Bruss: I have noticed you have a tendency to use a physical presence in the midfielder - have you consider sending U Luther to martial arts training so he could add to his repertoire of season ending tackles.
The Bruss: Thank you for the suggestion, Wayne. We had never thought of this option before - but I like it!
staryeyedsal asks The Bruss: Is the sun as hot as it looks? Do you often find yourself staring at it for extended periods?
The Bruss: The sun is perhaps hotter than it looks, because at times it is covered by clouds. Also note, that it may not be the notion of all The Bruss members but collectively, it is quite damaging to one's eyes if one stares at the sun for extended periods. Although at times one can only marvel at God's creation.
BrussFan999 asks The Bruss: I watch your matches. You usually play boring route1 football( thump the ball up field and chase). when will you start playing 'sexy football' and string some good passes with good link up play??
The Bruss: I am unsure of where you get that idea, but The Bruss thinks 'sexy football' is winning football. No point in running around passing the ball like headless chickens only to lose title after title (Arsenal FC is really what I am thinking of here).
No#1 Fan asks Luther U: I have always admired your hard hitting style. Tell me who have you modelled your style on? Also is it true that you use your skills in engineering to estimate the required angles and force required when shooting?
Luther U: The 'hard hitting' style of my game, has been modeled based on the Serbian and Manchester United centreback Nemanja Vidic. Vidic is a beast of a player who never goes in half-hearted for a challenge and neither do I...whether it be in a game or at training.
Yes...I do use my engineering skills when shooting AND also when slide tackling. Before going into a slide tackle, I judge the velocity of the opponent and the direction he is moving in. I then position myself at an angle of approach that is perpendicular to him, ensuring i only come in from the side. I quickly do a scan of the ground so as to obtain the friction factor of the playing area and this affects the force with which i slide in. On completing the tackle, i look to see where the ball is and this affects my ground residence time . If the ball has gone out of play, my residence time is long, but if the ball is still in play, i have to jump right back and complete another slide tackle.
L77T player asks Kyrios A: Hypothetical: Cech is injured and you have been offered a position as Chelsea's replacement goal keeper (likely). Would you take it or would you retain your position as centre back for the Bruss?
Kyrios A: I would definitely retain my position as centre back. It is much better than goalkeeper.
tinytim asks Hammond J: Hi jon, I play U12s and am striker. But I'm the smallest in the team and get bullied by big defenders. How do i get big like you?
Hammond J: tinytim, Size is only one aspect of a great player. what you lack in size you can make up in speed and agility. If you still want to get big, eat high fat high protein foods eg cashews and dairy. think big, live big, be big.
Brussfanxxx asks The Bruss: I can't help but notice that there have been a lot of questions and rumours targetting the bruss hardman uly. even though he is the bruss enforcer, he might have a gentle and soft nature... is there a reason behind the plethora of stuff related to him and don't you think they are a bit harsh as well?
The Bruss: The Bruss is always committed to publishing only the truth. Sometimes, the truth is harsh.
PopularPhil1 asks The Bruss: re: LonelyBrussMember - isn't that why everyone joins the Bruss?
The Bruss: Why also do you think PopularPhil1 is so popular? Because he comments on the Bruss Q&A page.
LonelyBrussMember asks The Bruss: She never met me there...
The Bruss: That's probably because BrusSgirl99 is more interested in Bruss players rather than fans. If you wish to join the Bruss send your application to akyrios[at]thebruss[dot]com and it will be considered for next season.
BrusSGirl99 asks Egri A: I read the Women's Weekly article. I hear you like long walks on the beach, me tooo!!!!! i luuuuuuv pina coladas....but don't mind the odd GnT either! So how about you put your sweeper skills to good use and sweep me off my feet? ;)
Egri A: Ah, how I miss the days when we wrote this type of message by hand - so much more emotion. I'm sure you are very cescy (indeed you are a Bruss supported after all). Unfortunately, it is inevitable that the Bruss will cash in on my brilliant performances during the forthcoming transfer period and it seems there are no long beaches in north London.... Anyhow, I am not sure that I have the requisite number of clean sheets to sweep you off your feet. ps. I guess I could take the gin off your hands if I must.
CPA_4_lyfe asks David SE: Is it true that your middle name is actually "Pants"? If not why do they call you Swendypants?
David SE: Term Pants was first used by steph bishop ( allans angels right back ). Unable to find a word that captured all my characteristics ( awesome striker, massive and good looking) she was forced to search outside the English language to find such a word... Many believe the word pants originated in south America ( a place she visited many years ago) to descibe the footballers over there with similar characteristics
timmyscooter asks Graham J: I already died my hair red and thought it looked good until you said it made you sick! Now I am sad :( Please send a lock of your red hair to me in an envelope as compensation.
Graham J: Timmy, sometimes the truth hurts. I would gladly send you a lock of my hair however as you may have previously read, if I was to cut my hair it would render me powerless to perform my Bruss duties, just as much as it would for others if their performance enhancing garments were taken from them, or even their hair maintenance products. However I have some good news - tests have recently revealed that the sweat of our legendary goalkeeper P 'Van Der Sar' K could prove to be used as a cure for your crippling disease. There's still hope for you yet.
reitred player asks The Bruss: As a 62 your old player I demand respect and consideration. However when one of your players injured me in a match in 2007 I have had to retire from the sport entirely. I would like to speak to your legal department and demand compensation!
The Bruss: The player who injured you is in fact our legal consultant. That injury was in your best interest. The Bruss player (Colombage P) inflicted this upon you in order to prevent future, more damaging injuries. Therefore it is The Bruss who will seek compensation for unpaid services. We will be in contact shortly.
LonelyBrussMember asks The Bruss: This is really for BrusSGirl99. If you are reading this how's about it? I'm single. Keen. Love life itself. I'll be the one to sweep you off your feet. Will you meet me by the flag pole the day after next?
The Bruss: Please update us with how this meeting went.
Olaf asks Franken N: Hallo nick. You play more aggressive this season....in your travels across Norway, did you fight any Vikings??
Franken N: No, all travellers know that if you fight a viking you will meet a bloody death bye axe wound. Thanks for the question.
Bling Fan asks The Bruss: Where does your name derive from? It seems to infer some type of vegetable affiliation
The Bruss: It was formulated by maestro C Koeck. There is no vegetable affiliation.
brussfanatic asks The Bruss: Who has scored the best bruss goal and what was it?
The Bruss: There have been several fantastic Bruss goals. The first Bruss goal ever by Nick Franken was a cracker into the top corner. Ka Ken's halfway effort against Five Dock in the first season was also fantastic. Hammo's last minute screamer vs Balmain at Blair Park was memorable, as was Beadman's penalty in the reverse fixture. As to the best Bruss goal, I think it must go to Beadman against Strathfield in rd 2 2009. A corner swung in by Yu, Beadman standing outside the front post headed in to the top corner.
timmyscooter asks Graham J: hello my name is timmy scooter i have contracted the very rare timmy scooter disease. this disease causes my right foot to be paralysed. how do you kick a ball with your left foot? also if i were to dye my hair what is a good shade of red? i have tried so many but none give me that authentic ranga look.
Graham J: Timmy, being able to kick with your left foot is like kicking with your right foot, but instead kicking with your left. However I have been unable to apply the same theory when kicking with my right as I am highly unproficient in the use of this limb. It is simply one of life's great mysteries. I would advise against dyeing your hair red as it looks terrible if it is not natural (take the example of one mature aged student in my history lecture, her hair makes me want to be sick on my notes), however if you choose to disregard my advice, I would suggest a mahogany brown or a walnut red-brown. Stay away from the henna red.
brussboi asks Kyrios A: How could your heart possibly be with Chelsea over the Bruss? It makes so sense
Kyrios A: I have great love for Chelsea FC, the first football team I have ever supported. That is why it makes 'so sense.'
mrmantinipapioni the 3rd asks The Bruss: It has come to my attention i am dead. your thoughts?
The Bruss: Perhaps you might reconsider your stance as clearly you are alive.
? asks The Bruss: Who are the top 5 all time scorers for the Bruss? and what are the numbers?
The Bruss: The Top 5 Goalscorers of all time are: J Hammond (31); W Beadman (10); SE David (7); Yu (7) K Wong (6)
Chelseafan asks Kyrios A: If the Bruss were ever to take on Chelsea in a football match, who would win? More importantly, who would you support?
Kyrios A: Assuming I am playing for The Bruss, I would have to support The Bruss. However, my heart is with Chelsea FC, the single greatest team in the world.
futureMrs.Muggers asks Mugridge D: Marry me?
Mugridge D: Dear futureMrs.Muggers......I think we should wait a few (more) years......
BrussBabe12 asks Kaye P: I saw a bit of your game the other day at Centenary Park. How are you able to sit down in goals and still save goals? its just amazing.
Kaye P: "I was just born with amazing skills. but just like in any sport it's good to be relaxed during the game. I would not recommend this to the rest of the bruss though"
nubfan99 asks Kyrios A: lfm pve dps. wtb noob like that huntard draltcur. he should L2p. what are your thoughts?
Kyrios A: The Bruss would like to remove all affiliations with any ninja guild on the blackrock server. As to pve dps, I have one thing to say: PvE is hard.
B-R-U-S-S..bbbbrrussssss asks The Bruss: Do you guys have cheerleaders? Where can i tryout???
The Bruss: Of course we do. Email a photo (very important) and your favourite Bruss cheer to akyrios[at]thebruss.com.
themorgue asks Bishop J: Has anyone died by getting hit in the head by your left footed thunderbolts?
Bishop J: Answer Pending
No#1_Fan asks The Bruss: I have a party and I wanted to know does the bruss do event appearances? Can I get a Hammo-o-gram?
The Bruss: The Bruss can make an appearance at your party, as long as it is within the confines of the CDSFA region. We prefer to send a few players out at a time. (The Bruss is in high demand and cannot send everybody out at once). The Bruss isn't quite sure what a Hammo-o-gram is, perhaps you could explain it?
brussista asks Egri A: What is best number of coffees before game?
Egri A: Like everything in life, it depends. Perhaps one is more than enough? (although this is never the case) If one enjoys a Mc Value meal immediately prior to a match, then coffee must be consumed. In the end, I suggest a safe approach that is: number of games to be played +1. Subtract one if satisfactory facilities are non existent.
sayonara asks Graham J: People are calling you the 'ginger ninja'....are you a real ninja? what is your favourite ninja turtle?
Graham J: Unfortunately anyone who refers to me by this name will meet a fate worse than death... recently someone was hospitalised for simply uttering the first syllable of the phrase. Personally I'm a fan of Leonardo, the blue one, though I have no ninja affiliations with him.
Anonymous asks The Bruss: I have noticed that the standard of refereeing has been under par. How do you deal with that kind of pressure?
The Bruss: The Bruss seeks to play a clean and strong game, so that the quality of the referees will not affect our play. Though sometimes, we just have to get on with it.
Man_Utd_10 asks Kyrios A: Given Arsenal's inability to find a quality defender, will superstar centre-back Andrew Kyrios be joining the Gunners in the next transfer window?
Kyrios A: Unfortunately for Arsenal I will not be joining them in the next transfer window. The Bruss is my home and I'm here to stay. UP THE BRUSS!
albertoaquilani asks Sebastiano: i lika you playing,verya much sebastiano. but you tella me...why you no wear the headband no more??All the good italiano player, we wear the headband...si?
Sebastiano: i must admit alberto that i have missed it quite a lot. also it is not a head band it is a shoe lace. i feel that i became ashamed to a certain extent but now i have made the official decision that it will come back. do not fear, sebastiano is here.
BrusSGirl99 asks The Bruss: any chance of doin special profiles of the single Bruss players? Like their interests in music,reading,movies etc; star sign, what they are lookin for etc. it will make it easier for me and others :)
The Bruss: The Bruss will keep you informed via shoutbox BrusSGirl99.
Totti asks Sebastiano: Sebastiano, you dive with such elegance! What is your secret?
Sebastiano: Well you see the secret is that my grandmother is Italian and so diving with elegance and grace is engraved on my soul. It can NOT be taught. I'm sorry.
juninhofan8 asks The Bruss: I've heard recently members of the Bruss calling each other 'Bruss'. Does this mean that the team, 'the Bruss' is a collection of 'Brusses'? Or is it simply that team spirit and bonding has reached such a level where each player can communicate telepathically or in code with one another?
The Bruss: The Bruss is a collection of Bruss players. However, we have no form of telepathic communication. In all honesty The Bruss understands where you get that idea from, as we do play as though our minds are linked.
johngalhoon asks The Bruss: what time?
The Bruss: Mr Wolf?
xoreddevilprincessxo asks The Bruss: Hi there, I loveeeee Wayne Rooney and his male pattern baldness but I'm also a big fan of Sotirios Kyrgiakos and his flowing locks ;) I was watching the game against Leichhardt a few weeks back and I thought I saw him playing in the Bruss backline... does he play for the Bruss now or am I mistaking him for someone else?
The Bruss: You are mistaken in thinking that it is Kyrgiakos, we have no contract with him. However, the combination of the Rooney baldness and Kyrgiakos' flowing locks can be observed in Bruss manager A Kyrios. An indomitable centre-half, there are rumours that he also can play up front so The Bruss understands why you were mistaken.
asianlver asks The Bruss: i want some asian ass in the brush, any new ass coming in?
The Bruss: The brush can do as it pleases. As to your question, The Bruss is unsure; you would best be advised to ask the brush.
SoccerNut63 asks The Bruss: I have heard people refer to PK as Van der Sar. why is this?
The Bruss: I will refer you back to an article written about this in the SMH. April 19, 2010. Van Der Sar was initially linked with The Bruss, therefore PK has come to be known as Van der Sar.
Mysterious D asks The Bruss: Hey Bruss, just wanted to know, what are past 5 years results in terms of the premiership? good luck for this season.
The Bruss: We were established in 2008. In our first season we were eliminated in the semi-final and last year we missed out on the final series.
lilMissangel <3 asks Wong T: hi tonyyyyyyyy,...I'm, like, your biggest fan ever!!! :) i was totes devo when you got injured though....you looked like you was in pain awwwwwwww :( ;( So, my school formal is in a few monthes...wickeddddd!! Could you and some other them fittt bruss players, like beadman,uly,hammo,egri etc, sing \'when you say nothing at all\' at my formal please? xoxoxoxoxo lilMissangel <3.
Wong T: Answer Pending
cambridgeutdfan asks Luther U: How many jackets do you own, and what percentage of these are white?
Luther U: Winter can have cold days and so warmth is necessary, as is sartorial elegance. jackets provide both and currently, there are 8 in my possession, of which, one is white. my dry cleaning expenses are high
fastttttt asks Graham J: hello james, i see you play on wing in matches and you are running fast....doing all that tricks! i want to know from you....does your red hair make you running fast? if i make my hair red will I be able be run faster?
Graham J: This is true, studies have shown that if i were to shave my head, i would become as incapable at performing tricks and making lightning fast runs up the wing as a normal person. Every bruss player draws their strength from one thing - for some it is their white jackets, others their ability to play at flyhalf despite having the body of a prop - but for me it is my gorgeous red locks.
ulutherfan_18 asks Luther U: Quoting the Bruss shoutbox, is it true that you are using a form of illegal compression garment!? Please clarify as you are my idol!!!
Luther U: My compression gear is supplied by my sponsors. they are 100% legal and do a great job. try them out...you will see the difference...guaranteed!
hust13r asks Luther U: When I play I hustle to get the ball. Because I am so good, I keep hustling but by teammates can never continue as I do. What should I do?
Luther U: Find a new team.
45835 asks The Bruss: Does the grass hurt to fall on? When I see you trip over it always looks more painful or is it just russian grass?
The Bruss: On the contrary. It is quite enjoyable to fall on, especially the Centenary Park Tomato Patch.
calflesschris994 asks Kyrios A: I'm 13 and I play goalie but I am unable to leap to great heights. What must I do to increase calf mass? Will this make me a professional player???
Kyrios A: Calf mass is directly proportional to leaping great heights. Calves are used to instill fear into the enemy, as well as practically to cover many vertical metres. In order to increase calf mass, I recommend increasing consumption of red meats. Calf raises are important too. Once you get to the 120kg mark per raise, you should be fine. Generally this will make you a professional as having such large calves will generally mean you are simply a beast, and every team will want you.
russ_91 asks The Bruss: I luvv the bruuussss!!! I've asked this question 3 times. What do you make of the scouts' motto? Is it something a footballer should live by? My uncle says no.
The Bruss: Listen to your uncle. While the scout's motto can be handy in many situations, it lacks relevance in the footballing community, especially in attacking football.
Coastie asks The Bruss: How come uly and hammo are still in the team? shouldnt they be cut by now?
The Bruss: Coastie, you are a stooge. Uly is our hustling, power-driving holding midfielder, a talisman in that position. Hammo is the leading goalscorer of all time for The Bruss, with a tally of 26 goals (in all competitions).
i-luv-PK-12 asks The Bruss: Is it true that The Bruss action figure collection is soon to be released?
The Bruss: A lot of things are true.
The 'Special One' asks Andrew Kyrios: Hey, massive fan, I\'ve been watching your coaching techniques and been putting them into practice, they payed off the other day... do you have any personal tips on winning finals of big competitions?
Kyrios A: That's an easy one. Play for The Bruss!
i<3thebruss32 asks: how did every single bruss players so amazingly ripped???
The Bruss: I don't know about every single Bruss player... e.g. Hammond, Beadman they are really letting down the team as everyone else is so amazingly ripped. We owe it to the potent combination of N0-Explode, Big Boy Enterprises and personal trainers SE David and D Mugridge.
Name? asks: How did you get the name, 'The Bruss'?
The Bruss: It was formulated by maestro Chris Koeck.
roman1323 asks: Why must a footballer put on their socks like everyone else?
The Bruss: Not everyone has to put on their socks. For example some may wear thongs; others slippers; and still others barefoot. A footballer must wear socks because it is part of their uniform.
BruSsGirl99 asks: My Friends are all getting married but I am still single... Are there any single Bruss players avaliable?????
The Bruss: You are in luck, BruSsGirl99. There are several Bruss players who are single: Bishop J, Bobbin R, Kyrios A, Mugridge D, Egri A, Glazebrook A, Graham J, Luther U, Beadman W.
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